Whettman Chelmets

QOHELETH - Ape Dog Wars Chide the Stem Toil

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QOHELETH - “Ape Dog Wars Chide the Stem Toil”

(Philip K. Discs)

Experimental noise-rockers QOHELETH teamed up with composer/multi-instrumentalist Whettman Chelmets for a complete makeover of their debut album God is the Warmest Place to Hide.

The musical mashup spawned the sonic abomination of Ape Dog Wars Chide the Stem Toil-a bleak amalgamation of industrial sprawl that warps the original source material into bold and demented new forms.

The idea for the musical collaboration came about through social media. On Twitter, Whettman saw Jeremy Hunt-one of the members of QOHELETH-expressing the desire to do a noise rock remix album.

“Jeremy said something in a tweet...regarding all these different styles and sounds he wanted to do with the band but he didn't have the technological wherewithal. I told him I'd be interested,” Whettman recalled.

QOHELETH and Whettman tested the water with a single track, and they were so pleased with the results that they decided to go ahead and remix the entire album.

“It started with just one of the tracks, to see if he would have fun with it and then it just expanded from there,” said Hunt.

“I figured I'd just do a remix or two but ended up doing every song and a couple of other ideas too,” said Whettman.

The band was so pleased with Whettman’s work that they wanted him to take complete artistic license with no inhibitions.

“He would send ideas back to get our feedback, but basically we wanted him to feel the freedom to go crazy with it,” Hunt said.

“They gave me free reign to do whatever…” agreed Whettman.

The ethos of unbounded sonic experimentation shows off in spades. While enjoyable as a standalone, the work can only fully be appreciated as a companion piece to the original.

You then take on the role of an audio archaeologist, uncovering artifacts that point back to the original source material.

On Bombardier, the fuzzed-out and distorted bass loop will point you to Tombs of White.

The melody on Sikorsky will allow you to uncover Heaviness of Presence as the source track.

To give any more clues would totally ruin the listening experience, so go ahead and pick up both albums to revel in the noise and sonic anarchy.

Theron Willis

https://qohelethnoise.bandcamp.com/album/ape-dog-wars-chide-the-stem-toil-a-deconstruction-by-whettman-chelmets

https://qohelethnoise.bandcamp.com/album/god-is-the-warmest-place-to-hide

Note: To see our reviews of Whettman Chelmetts’ previous work, click here, here and here.

WHETTMAN CHELMETS - "Alas... The Sun is Shining and You are Still Alive"

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Whettman Chelmets - “Alas… The Sun is Shining and You are Still Alive”

(Submarine Broadcasting Company)

The eclectic and electrifying Whettman Chelmets worms his way back into your auditory canal by dropping a shortish EP with a longish title and shoe-gazerish feel.

Alas… The Sun is Shining and You are Still Alive canters out of the gate with the The Sun is Shining -a merry little dream-pop ditty with a toe-tapping bass and drum section driving the melodic interplay between sparkling guitars and arpeggiating synthesizers.

The interlacing layers of guitar and synth take a pensive and darker tone on the second track Alas -an organic ebb and flow of sound and emotion with the dynamics dictated by a throbbing low end.

Not to leave any part of the album title unused as a track name, the EP ends with You are Still Alive -an ambient dronescape where reverb and delay-saturated guitars clash notes with a celestial drone that rises to a cacophonous yet transcendent crescendo before echoing off into infinity.

Whettman Chelmets never disappoints and his latest release upholds his reputation as a fun but serious composer who can pack a wallop in 20 minutes or less.

Theron Willis

Check out the link below to add this gem to your collection.

https://submarinebroadcastingco.bandcamp.com/album/alas-the-sun-is-shining-and-you-are-still-alive

P.S. Check out our reviews of some of Whettman Chelmets’ other work by clicking here and here

WHETTMAN CHELMETS - "Annihilate Your Masters"

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WHETTMAN CHELMETS - "Annihilate Your Masters"

(WEATNU Records) 

With the title and cover, you would expect a screeching, noisy diatribe against the powers that be, exhorting the proletariat to rise up and slay their exploitative masters.

Indeed, the opening track Preparation (Thesis) sets you up for the riotous screed as the foreboding noise and music builds with intensity along with the sampled monologue about job cuts and barely scraping by.

The title track keeps building before delivering the rowdy goods by breaking into a dirty guitar riff and drum beat. However, just when you expect the shrieking rants against the capitalist overlords to drop, the next cut New Masters, Same as the Old explodes into a post-rock, shoegaze smorgasbord of effects-drenched instrumentation and ambient splendor.

Like all of Whettman Chelmets’ work, Annihilate your Masters defies expectations and challenges assumptions about genre and style. Although this EP takes an ambient turn about midway through, it still subverts the status quo and stays true to its Marxist theme.

Both proles and the bourgeois alike can enjoy.

https://whettmanchelmets-weatnurecords.bandcamp.com/

P.S. Check out our review of some of Whettman Chelmets’ other work by clicking below.

http://houdinimansions.com/magnetic-heart/2018/6/28/whettman-chelmet-miniforms-1-movements-and-miniforms-2-ten-pin-alley-free-codes

Theron Willis