DERE MOANS - "Doom Royale"
(Bad Cake Records)
Dere Moans asks one simple question: "You only listen to ONE heavy metal song at a time? Foolish humans! Why not experience all of metal at once, in a solid wall of chaotic sound?" This brilliantly searing injection of plunderphonics and scrambletronics is likely to be the end of you. The very end - your Doom Royale, if you will. Just imagine all of the hard sound of the world's best nu-metal, without any of the pesky rhythm or melody - just pure blocks of digital noise!
This release is not only a complete mind destroyer, but doubles as a fun party game where you and your more adventurous friends try to pick recognizable bits out of the turmoil. Extra points are rewarded if you don't look at the list of source material first. Whatever method of annihilation you prefer, get ready for the jumbled and tumbled fun of Doom Royale.